I've been writing this fitfully, off & on for months aqnd I think it's finally ready to see the light...

How To Stay Happy
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Sometime in life you'll see
That one day, in the time it takes to flash
A phnuff, you'll just cease to be
No hopes, no ambition, no dreams
You won't be sad about it though
No success, but you won't mind
No failure, no fears, nothing
You won't know a bloody thing!
Stop worrying if it doesn't really matter
Don't buy it if it's not worth earning time 
Smile and laugh much more than you frown
This way you can be happy and make others happy too!
Don't go being all down
There's no time in life to mope
No use feeling sorry for one's self
Even if life can be like a big cruel joke
No point feeling bad about yourself
That is bad for your soul
You'll never make it that way baby!
We were all babies once
Even the prime minister & Adolf bloody Hitler
They may have turned out Maniacs
But their mother's used to comb their hair
And kiss them goodnight or guten-nacht!